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Demon God

Chapter 5 - It’s so comfortable, I could die from pleasure…

Translated by Udeze
Edited by Ilesyt


“Golden Immortal Body? Great! The name is really overbearing… But… is this really a cultivation technique?” Xiao Han still couldn’t believe what really happened.

At this moment all phenomena in front of him, wave by wave, began to subside. The light cocoons, the patterns and the ancient runes were completely gone.

“Am I only dreaming?” Xiao Han forcefully shook his head.

However a strand of warm energy in his chest still remained, and convinced Xiao Han that he wasn’t dreaming. That energy was full of vitality and circulated around his wounds, creating waves of cool sensation and made his body more comfortable.

Xiao Han continued his observation for a while, and when he saw his chest, the previous egg-sized bruises on his chest had actually been healed.

“Huh? The pain is gone!” said Xiao Han as he gently pressed the already healed bruises on his chest.

Eagerly, Xiao Han began to practice. This time he wasn’t only exercising the first three stances, but a full set of the first 10 stances he saw in his sea of consciousness.

As Xiao Han became more skilled in practicing the 10 stances of meditation, he subtly felt that the strand of warm energy in his body slightly grew more powerful.

“Hahaha, great! It’s actually real! Everything is real!”

Xiao Han was finally relieved, all the bizarre and mysterious things that happened to him tonight were really a blessing for him.

Xiao Han looked at his chest again, trying to feel the mysterious thing lying dormant in his heart. He couldn’t feel any abnormalities but he could sense almost intuitively that the mysterious thing synchronously vibrated in an orderly rhythm with his heart. Xiao Han also realized that all the mysterious phenomena that happened tonight were only the beginning, and it was largely caused by the mysterious thing in his heart.

“But where has the thing that penetrated my heart gone? It actually can fix the cultivation technique drawn on my parchment… This absolutely was something incredible, unfortunately I can’t take my heart out to analyze it.”

Xiao Han reluctantly suppressed his excitement, while carefully analyzing everything that happened tonight.

“Well, it seems like the original Golden Immortal Body drawn on my parchment was not a trivial cultivation technique, it was not only a cultivation to enhance physical resistance like I thought before, but it was really a peerless cultivation technique, and a full set of it. What I practiced before was an incomplete version, even these 10 meditation stances I recently learned, still are only a small part of it.”

Xiao Han still remembered vividly that the recent 10 meditations stances he got, emerged from the first 10 light cocoons. However he knew that there were a total of 100 light cocoons before, and the remaining 90 light cocoons were still in their original state.

“Does this cultivation technique consist of 100 stances?” Xiao Han frowned, “Unfortunately, of all 100 light cocoons, only 10 broke, so I can’t find out the remaining 90. But heck, maybe one day I’ll have the opportunity to learn the remaining stances. This kind of thing surely cannot be hastened.”

“Hey! If the mysterious thing in my heart can fix the cultivation technique on my parchment, could it also improve the Bone Refining Bull Fist?“ Xiao Han curiously asked himself.

He immediately stood, and started to move his fists and feet according to the Bone Refining Bull Fist movements.

As Cloud Rain Sect’s basic foundation for cultivation and martial arts techniques, the Bone Refining Bull Fist was widely practiced by all disciples, and Xiao Han had seen the disciples practice the fist for numerous times, thus he had quietly grasped this technique for a long time.

However, after exercising a full set of Bone Refining Bull Fist movements, the mysterious thing in his heart didn’t even react; it was like dormant pool water, though sometimes it vibrated occasionally with Xiao Han movements.

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Xiao Han continued practicing, but he finally gave up since the mysterious thing in his heart didn’t seem to respond. It seemed like improving cultivation techniques or martial arts styles needed some kind of conditions.

Xiao Han stopped his Bone Refining Bull Fist exercise, and reverted back to the 10 stances of the Golden Immortal Body cultivation technique and practiced for a few more hours until he subtly felt that the warm energy flowing in his body slowly grew larger. When he stopped his exercise, he could feel that the previously thread-sized warm energy flowing in his body grew into a small finger size.

A dim red sunlight was slowly radiating from the east horizon. The dawn had come. Although Xiao Han didn’t sleep all night and spent all the time practicing, he didn’t feel tired. He even felt his body was full of energy.

“Dong~~~ dong~~~ dong”

A dull morning bell rang; and all walking targets living in the vicinity awakened from their sleep.

Xiao Han stretched his waist in a lazy manner and slowly went to the terrace, toward the spring water and washed his face. After that, as usual, he took his rattan equipments he had under his stilt house, and wore all of them. All equipments equipped by all walking targets usually were stored under their stilt house.

Shortly, dozens of lifeless faces were out waiting, and their eyes followed the old woman Yin Zhi who was responsible for distributing the meals for all walking targets in this area.

The breakfast provided for walking targets was only some cold bread and a bowl of porridge. It was barely enough to provide nutritional meal for all walking targets.

Xiao Han ate his breakfast; and while he was eating, he saw a large group of walking targets walk to the mountain peaks, where Cloud Rain Sect’s novice disciples usually practice.

Cloud Rain Sect has hundreds of thousands disciples, and the Sect approximately has 180,000 novice disciples. With so many disciples, it was necessary that the mountains used for training places were divided into several mountains. The novice disciples were divided into small groups, and practiced daily in different mountain peaks. In order to avoid the arrogant Qi Shi; Xiao Han deliberately bypassed the previous mountain peak he was assigned yesterday, and went to a different mountain peak with tens of other walking targets.

At the mountain peak…

A group of novice disciples were gathered in the training field, and some even had finished the warm up. They seemed very strong and energetic, jumping up and down like a strong, agile beast; punching and kicking freely at empty air.

One of the disciples stood out amongst the other disciples, he had white hair and a slender body, around 17-18 years old, with handsome face and star-like eyes; he had a straight long nose, and his scholar-like eyebrows made him look gentle and scholarly. At the moment, he was holding and reading a book. His whole attire was absolutely denying his status as a martial artist.

“Tu Yifei”, Xiao Han immediately recognized the white scholar-like youth. “He’s actually training here today, it seems like all walking targets here will have some bad luck.”

This Tu Yifei was quite famous in Cloud Raid Sect, and his cultivation was also one of the most powerful amongst novice disciples. People were often mistakenly deceived by his delicate handsome face, but he was also widely known as one of the cruelest towards all walking targets. And although he was young, he had reached 97 Bone Explosions, which was far higher compared to Qi Shi’s cultivation level. He was only a step away from the peak of Bone Refining layer ,and his punches were very powerful. He could even crack a boulder. Dozens of walking targets had died under his hand. Xiao Han had once become his walking target, at that time Tu Yifei had crushed his rattan armor and made him bedridden for several days.

After a while, a group of disciples had completed the basic warm up, and quickly charged towards the walking targets. Tu Yifei didn’t charge like other disciples, he was still standing, while casually reading his book.

Xiao Han stood beside a group of terrified walking targets…. their frightened pale faces became more restless, it was as if they were facing their own burial.

The novice disciples charging toward the walking targets grinned viciously, and one by one picked their own walking target in the field, and started exercising their fist techniques by punching straight at the walking target’s face which wasn’t covered by their rattan helmet. It was an extremely cruel sight, as one walking target was flying after another.

It was at this time that Tu Yifei started moving, he threw his book at one of the walking targets who was running at his direction, the book was like it was unleashed from a bow, and in a flash hit that walking target. All of Tu Yifei movements created explosion like sound, shook the atmosphere and rocked the ground around him. Dust and pebbles were chaotically thrown into the air

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“Ah! Senior brother Tu is coming!” the rest of the novice disciples spread out and tried to avoid Tu Yifei, their faces were anxious, and the fear could be seen from their faces.

All the walking targets were scared shitless, their bodies was trembling, a teenage walking target was eve crying and calling his father’s name.

Tu Yifei had reached 97 Bone Explosions of the Bone Refining layer, and as he gathered all his Qi to the peak, the explosion-like sound was more intense, and his every footwork created a wind burst out from his feet. He started charging at a group of walking targets around him like a tiger charging at a group of wolves.

“Bang! Bang!” Two walking targets were directly hit; their bodies flew high into the air, and when those two walking target’s bodies fell to the ground, their rattan armor was almost shattered. The poor two walking targets were lying on the ground motionless, in was unknown if they were still alive or not.

“Grandmother”, shouted Xiao Han; he saw how Tu Yifei fists created a howling wind, and how the dust flew high wherever he went, followed by the sight of walking targets bodies being hit and flying… it was absolutely terrifying.
(TN: Chinese tend to say words like grandpa, grandma, or uncle when they see something amazing, feeling terrified or in some terms were used to insult or to place themselves above other people—like “I, your grandpa…”)

Suddenly, in a flash, Tu Yifei changed his direction and charged toward Xiao Han’s position. Xiao Han quickly avoided Tu Yifei’s charge by moving fast to the side, but Tu Yifei right leg unexpectedly swept toward his new position, and cut his movements in the middle, followed by an explosion like sound. The shockwave from Tu Yifei’s kick tore the surrounding air and the explosion-like sound made it more chaotic.

“Puff~~~~!!!”

Xiao Han’s waist was hit by Tu Yifei’s kick, and his rattan armor was split, the force behind Tu Yifei’s kick had thrown his body into the air like a kite.

“Bang”, Xiao Han heavily fell to the ground, his body trembled and twitched for a few times.

“Darn? Isn’t that the undying walking target, Xiao Han? I doubt Xiao Han would still be alive after receiving senior brother Tu’s kick. Senior brother Tu is really like a god descended from heaven, everything will be swept under his feet. No walking target could still live after being hit by him!”, shouted the surrounding novice disciples.

However, at the moment, Xiao Han’s body on the ground was constantly twitching, all spectators thought that he suffered a great deal of pain, but surprisingly, Xiao Han himself felt a comfortable sensation which made his limbs continuously twitched.

When Tu Yifei right leg swept Xiao Han and hit his waist, a small finger-sized warm energy from his heart in a flash flowed directly to his waist and created a shallow whirlpool suction, which absorbed the impact from Tu Yifei’s kick. More than half of the power behind Tu Yifei’s kick had been absorbed by this whirlpool from Xiao Han’s body.

In fact, the second Tu Yifei’s right leg hit his waist, Xiao Han felt a sharp pain that made him almost scream out in agony. However when the warm energy absorbed part of the Qi from Tu Yifei’s right leg kick, a cool-warm sensation gushed out and instantly circulated all through Xiao Han’s body, that cool-warm sensation even seeped into his muscles and bones, and Xiao Han felt as if his body was soaked in a hot spring with medicinal herbs. Such a cool and yet warm sensation felt like as if he was absorbing a medicinal pill and nourishing his body, it gave him a cool-warm sensation all over his body, and was the reason he was twitching violently.

“Aaah~~~aaah~~~it’s really… really cool, it’s great….” Xiao Han moaned again and again. “I never thought, after practicing this Golden Immortal Body, the more vicious I get beaten, the more I feel comfortable… aaah…never knew that getting beaten actually is far more comfortable than bathing in herbs”

A comfortable cool-warm sensation flowed through Xiao Han’s body like a moving dragon, and constantly circulated all over his body. Xiao Han clearly felt his body being refreshed, and without him knowing, there was some juice-like liquid seeping out from his heart, which slowly seeped into his throat and flowed into to his mouth. He couldn’t help but swallow it all. It was very refreshing, and his mind and spirit had never been so clear and sharp.

His senses became sharper, he could even sense many things from all directions. At the same time an extremely stinky black filthy liquid seeped out from all pores of his skin. It seems that some impurities within his body were being forced out through the pores all over his body.

The winds carried the stench of Xiao Han’s bodies impurities all over the mountain peak.

“Oh! That Xiao Han’s feces is so very smelly! It extremely stinks! God! The smell is unbearable!”

All novice disciples around held their breath; squeezed their nose and stepped back dozen steps.

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Xiao Han tried to stand with his trembling body. His senses were in a mess, and he was completely unaware that his eyes were directly pointing at the angry Tu Yifei. Standing with his trembling feet and trance like eyes, Xiao Han muttered, “Don’t hit me anymore… I beg you, don’t hit me again… if you’re hitting me again, I won’t be able to stand it anymore.”
(TN: I don’t know if what he felt was an orgasm-like sensation or not, but my ero-self couldn’t help but think that the author was purposefully leading my imagination into the ero-zone…)

Tu Yifei, who was in rage after directly being exposed to the black-liquid excrement from Xiao Han’s body, shouted in rage: “No mercy for you! Lowly life! I will kill you!”, he directly launched a chisel-knife-like punch, containing all of his Qi, on Xiao Han’s chest.

“Aaaaaaah!!!!!” Xiao Han screamed out, his body flew high and lost his consciousness at the same time.

All the novice disciples and some walking targets watching Tu Yifei and Xiao Han “clash”, grimly looked at Xiao Han who was lying motionless on the ground. Most of them had the same thoughts:

“This Xiao Han should absolutely have died, at least his five or six internal organs were definitely crushed.”

Some of the disciples faces showed a delighted look, while most walking targets shook their head and deeply sighed.

A 13-14 years old novice disciple murmured, “This walking target Xiao Han, is really too unlucky, Senior brother Tu’s punch was too powerful, and don’t mention this Xiao Han, not even a tiger or a giant elephant could still live after being hit by his powerful punch.”

“Aaaaaaah!!!, it’s so comfortable!”, Xiao Han unconsciously moaned.
Actually at the exact moment when Xiao Han received Tu Yifei’s fist, he felt an unbearable pain, but a second after; a hot energy surged from his heart and dissipated the extreme pains, and a comfortable cool-warm sensation flooded all the nerves in his body.

“Thump!, thump, thump!”

A hot energy, which previously circulated within Xiao Han’s body, flowed back into his heart and covered all parts of it. It made Xiao Han’s heart beat faster, and with every beat, the hot energy in his body circulated faster. It grew thicker and more powerful, and slowly quenched all his internal organs, improving his blood circulation and strengthening other body parts. Without Xiao Han knowing, this hot energy strengthened his muscles, skin, meridians and bones.

“Puff!, Puff!, Puff!” more mud-like black filthy liquid seeped out from all the pores of his body, it was like body was a filth spring. However, each time his body secreted black filthy liquid, the more his body felt more refreshed and the more his mind and nerves became sharper and stronger than before.

“Awesome, … aaah, aaah, it’s really too comfortable, I could even die from pleasure!” Xiao Han unconsciously moaned in pleasure…

 


TL/N:

  1. And now you all understand why I said that this chapter title confused me greatly. Our MC, he doesn’t even need sexual intercourse in his entire life, he just needs to find some thugs and pay them enough to have him beaten every time he wants some orgasm-like sensation :-p. Last sentence of the chapter shows it all.
  2. Need to make it clear in advance, since I would use it in later chapter, that in many martial art styles… either in real life or in fantasy stories like Xianxia, Xuanhuan, there are terms like cultivation, meditation, style, moves, footwork etc…

 

First of all about the cultivation technique: the full set would be:

  1. The procedure for body/flesh/meridians/bones tempering including breathing technique and meditation for increasing Qi in physical body. It could also be said the meditation here was set of exercise to temper physical body, such as accumulating Qi in dantian.
  2. The practice for mind/spiritual tempering, including meditation, this is why I used stance term for meditation posture/gesture albeit the words literally means movement/action. The meditation here strictly refers to spiritual meditation to temper spiritual body, such as accumulating spiritual force in Qi Hai (sea of consciousness), it has never had physical movements whatsoever. This is why many martial artist lives a hermit-like life.
  3. Set of movements of martial art techniques that refers to martial arts style especially tied to a school unique style, like Bone Refining Bull Fist which was “copyrighted” to Cloud Rain Sect, the term is closer to the set of movements style for martial arts technique for physical body, it also applied to many swordsmanship style. If martial art techniques includes breathing techniques for physical meditation, spiritual meditation and martial art styles, it could be said as a full set of cultivation technique. There are, however, martial art styles which only have movement techniques w/o both. But it would then be complemented by Qi power or spiritual force which was accumulated by martial artist after s/he practice another cultivation technique w/ spiritual body / physical body tempering.
  4. Practice and exercise has whole different meaning in martial arts… (at least in real life), but I’ll use both in this translation according to the context, as practicing would be used to increase one’s proficiency by exercising regularly and or has become habit, and exercise term would then be used to apply the already learned style, or only when being engaged w/ physical actions.

 

E/N: Don’t worry, If you Я confused like me, then just ignore it. :p

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